THE COMPLETELY TRUE AND CIRCUMCISED BIOGRAPHY OF DAN HURST

When Dan Hurst was born in Texas, his parents moved. To Honduras. They thought he wouldn't find them.

He grew up speaking Spanish. Well, “grew up” might be stretching it a bit.

When he was 14 years old he got his first job in radio.  The radio station changed the locks on him. 

His parents sent him to reform school.  He got kicked out.

He finally graduated from High School although the principal "forgot" to call his name at graduation.

He spent 13 of the best years of his life in college. 4 different ones. And he actually graduated!

He got married and had 3 children.  They moved out.  But they keep coming back to eat.

He had a dog, but it ran away.

He’s been a voice talent for over 25 years. Mostly because he’s not any good at anything else.

He spends most of his days in a small, dark voice over booth talking to himself.

But other than that it's been a pretty normal life.