Once again it’s time to post some of the spam comments I receive through my website. I do so because frankly, I find them curious! Not that I don’t get irritated with them. I do. But really, how could you not be captivated by such ingenious commentary (followed by my contumelious blathering) such as:

“Colombo Sri Lanka Nude Goats Mexico pharmacy vicodin and tourist.”
I mean, who wouldn’t click on that link?

“Rattling nice style and great subject material, practically nothing else we need”
Yes, it’s true. I have rattled many a designer and yet, I have given them almost everything that they need. Almost.

“Thine heart near as funness!”
Well, I’ve always said “Where thine heart is, there be thine funness!”

”Suborn you seen this noteworthy medical imposture?”
Look, how many times do I have to tell you? My name’s not Suborn.

“My spouse and I stumbled over here different web page”
Ooooh…date night!

“This necklace around your neck put faitth on is available in inches along with the necklace around your neck time-span is frequently ins.”
OK, wait a minute. I got the “necklace around your neck …faitth” thing. But you lost me on the “neck time-span” thing. Not that I’m not interested, mind you.

“Похожие Еакладки. Купите это место для своей Еакладки Рё получите”
Are you kidding me? Blood, Sweat and Tears was a much better band than Herman’s Hermits, you воей!

“The account aided me a acceptable deal. I were a little bit acquainted of this your broadcast provided vibrant clear idea.”
Thank you. That’s why I do this.

“A piece of erudition ulnkie any other!
A most erudite insight, sir!”

“Mogando told me you dress for expesical.”
I dunno…do you think the spurs were a bit too much?

Yes, these spamical (no it’s not a word, but it should be) insights are why I check my spam folder!

Hey, these are better than cable and “near as funness!”